i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable
pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
A regular Vaporeon with a Shiny Vaporeon by request.
OH MY GOD, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING. I’VE HAD THIS AMAZING PICTURE JUST SITTING IN MY FILES FOR MONTHS, AND I SAID TO MYSELF, “I REFUSE TO POST THIS PICTURE UNLESS SOMEBODY SPECIFICALLY ASKS FOR A VAPOREON AND A SHINY VAPOREON TOGETHER”. THANK YOU.
And now you can see why she’s one of my favorite Pokemon artists.
REPOSTED BECAUSE THIS DESERVES WAY MORE NOTES THAN IT GOT
"OOPS" is not an appropriate reaction to a sperm/yogurt mixup.
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
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im getting a personalised debit card and am gonna use this picture on it
i changed it a bit but it is confirmed
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
- ball throw
- ball catch
- ball run
- ball kick
- shoot ball
- dong touch
get fuckin wrecked