Neko


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Tagged: #dogs  

officialunitedstates:

they said it was dangerous and stupid but look at me now.  3 years after eating nothing but plant seeds I get 95% of my energy from the sun plus my branch arms are useful in duels

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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zizino:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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Tagged: #omg  

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thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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Tagged: #nge  

cnnbreaking:

*gets A on test*

.02% rise on grade

*gets C on test*image

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erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homeworkimage

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redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

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"metaphors are as dumb as analogies"

a simile

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Tagged: #squirtle  #my baby  #but also me?  #pokemon  

onara-collective:

『美容の経営プラン』新装刊準備号(女性モード社)
PAGE: INTRO_01 | p.3
DRAWN BY KUNO TAKASHI

2014